Kevin's Briefcase

Kevin owns a briefcase.

It is referred to internally as The Briefcase.

Employees do not know what is inside it. Employees who claim to know are transferred, dismissed, or added to The Pile.

The Briefcase is sometimes visible in Kevin’s office.

It is sometimes visible in the meowing lot.

It has occasionally appeared in security footage before Kevin arrived, despite Kevin never being recorded arriving.

Southbag sells a replica called Kevin’s Briefcase for $250. Whether it is actually a replica has not been confirmed.

Customers who purchase it should not open it.

Customers who have already opened it should not describe what they saw.