Southbag Lore

Kevin's Office

Kevin’s office is always occupied.

This remains true when Kevin is elsewhere.

The door may be open, closed, locked, or absent depending on who is looking at it. Employees are advised not to knock unless summoned.

Nobody remembers being summoned.

The light inside Kevin’s office never turns off. Southbag facilities has closed several maintenance tickets regarding this.

Kevin closed them personally.

Objects known to be associated with the office include:

  • Kevin's chair
  • Kevin's nameplate
  • Kevin's coffee mug
  • Kevin's family photo
  • Kevin's stapler
  • Kevin's voicemail
  • Kevin's lunch
  • The Briefcase

Employees should not move these objects.

Kevin notices displacement.